OUR VERDICT
To rival the classics, a Christmas film really has to sparkle. When Nativity! hit our screens in 2009, critics weren’t sold on Martin Freeman’s modern take on Scrooge. But there should be no uncertainty about the musical – it’s a modern-day pantomime, and we should be ready to embrace the change.
Blessedly free of unwanted audience interaction and awkward innuendos, this is a story that we haven't heard countless times before. Adapting the script to the stage, Debbie Isitt hasn’t told us to shout the classic ‘he’s behind you’, but rather asks the audience, aged five to ninety-five, to light the stage with their smartphones.
Both the film and musical tell the story of how primary school teacher Paul Maddens came to direct the school nativity, despite being heartbroken and feeling miserable about the festivities. Boasting to rival teacher Gordon Shakespeare about how his underperforming school would win the title for the best-reviewed show, he lies about Hollywood producers coming to watch. This sparks a mission to make an unforgettable nativity.
Despite the size of the Eventim Apollo, the performers pull off a warm and captivating show. They offer tasteful glitter (yes, there is such a thing) alongside stars and snow lining the stage. This is against a backdrop of your favourite Christmas hits (Mariah, Wham and Band Aid).
During, musical numbers are short and sweet – just enough for those who may be less fond of a story told in song. The staging is simple, yet effective with a simple classroom or a door to represent Maddens' home.
Outstanding performances from the child-led cast are on a par with those we've seen in the West End’s Matilda and School of Rock.
Alexander Hogg and Teddy Saberton are assured of future careers either on stage or in stand-up. However, it’s Mr Poppy that steals the show. Simon Lipkin works for every age: he’s entertaining for those yet to reach their teenage years, and eye candy for those going through them. For parents, he brings real-life references en masse – Prince of Bel Air, Frozen Two, Magic Mike Live – and a vintage t-shirt collection to envy.
The critic, superbly played by Rylan Clark, delivers an excellent Prince Andrew one-liner and is one of the most natural performers in the celebrity-packed cast. His facial expressions and poise added believability, and the costume department has nailed the camp yet sophisticated look.
Unfortunately, while everyone needs to see someone say ‘shut it you muppet’ to Daddy Dyer, both Dyers (father and daughter, Danny and Dani) are a little awkward and appear to be waiting for the laugh.
Sharon Osbourne, on the other hand, embraces her role and every costume thrown at her.
It could be said that this is a more light-hearted retelling of the tale, and so differs slightly to the film. However, this doesn't take away from the talent and Christmas spirit the cast throw at you. Overall, you could really say it does 'sparkle and shine'.
11-29 December 2019, Hammersmith Apollo (book here)
